virganiahorsen:

conversationwithmyself:

Men Who Need Not Ask → Seth Meyers

may or may not have legitimately just drooled.

(via sethualtension)


tagged as: #seth meyers #sex meyers


PASSED NUTRI SCI

OFFICIALLY GRADUATED

GETTING MY DEGREE IN JULY

FUCK YES




(Source: the-destroia)


tagged as: #tom brady #ugh babe alert


tagged as: #john mulaney


rabioheab:

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep

(via jeremy-ruiner)


tagged as: #bless


hot cop came and told us the music is actually coming from below us, apparently the new bar that is going in is having a party

ugh.




I HAVE MY FUCKING HEADPHONES IN AND I CAN STILL HEAR THE GODDAMN BASS FROM THE APARTMENT ABOVE US FUCK




tagged as: #ugh yes please #audio


tagged as: #eddie redmayne

Color My Inbox 

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red
 - I love you.
Pink
 - I think you’re cute.
Blue
 - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple
 - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender
 - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine
 - We have a lot in common.
Amber
 - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

(Source: mamamoe30, via heathahh)


tagged as: #please


(via ryangosly)


tagged as: #chris pine #nope


amourlavie replied to your post: checking my grades every hour. this fucking sucks….

They’re taking FOREVER

RIGHT? one of mine the final was a scantron. how long should that really take?!




checking my grades every hour. this fucking sucks.

:(




tagged as: #andrew dost


fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU STAY SO THIN.”Bottom Text: “IF I WORKED HERE I’D EAT EVERYTHING LOLOLOL.”]
I don’t mean for this to be offensive and if it comes across that way I truly apologize. 
I work at an ice cream store during the summer and because I’m relatively thin I get this sometimes.
First of all, I’m a swimmer and my second job is a lifeguard so yeah, I’m in the pool a lot. Secondly, I’ve been at this shop for about four years now and it gets to the point where I get sick of ice cream.
I’d also appreciate if you didn’t make comments about my weight please. Just because you think I look ‘thin’ doesn’t mean I’m perfectly happy with my body. Just let me do my job please. 

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU STAY SO THIN.”

Bottom Text: “IF I WORKED HERE I’D EAT EVERYTHING LOLOLOL.”]

I don’t mean for this to be offensive and if it comes across that way I truly apologize. 

I work at an ice cream store during the summer and because I’m relatively thin I get this sometimes.

First of all, I’m a swimmer and my second job is a lifeguard so yeah, I’m in the pool a lot. Secondly, I’ve been at this shop for about four years now and it gets to the point where I get sick of ice cream.

I’d also appreciate if you didn’t make comments about my weight please. Just because you think I look ‘thin’ doesn’t mean I’m perfectly happy with my body. Just let me do my job please. 


tagged as: #my life man #accurate